Some random pictures of my wonderfulness.

You're welcome.

(And yes, I am aware that The Man had me in what he refers to as "a full nelson". I'll break him yet...)

OK, I know this isn't a great picture, but let me explain:

This morning Gus and I were engaged in the Rolling Ball of Hatred- continuing our epic yet occasional battle for feline supremacy. He generally has an advantage because he has claws, but today I got a mouthful of hair and ripped it out of the sucka. It was flying everywhere!

The Woman thought it was funny that I couldn't get the hair out of my mouth, though, and she took this picture to commemorate the occasion. See it? See my little Goatee of Victory? Remember this day, Friends of Charlie, when I came out of the RBOH victorious.

Eew... my mouth tastes like the chubby one. Sick.

Honey, I'm Hooooome!

Yes, I am back. The Woman finally got a new computer to replace the broken one, and I have so much to say. Many crazy, wonderful things have happened to me in these recent months... too bad I can't remember any of them.

Stinkin' Nip...

Alright, we'll just pretend those months didn't happen. On to today... actually, I slept all day today. Last night Gus and I tussled into the wee hours, and The Woman once again threatened to kill us. Actually, she threatened to kill us, have us "reesussitayted" and then kill us again. Jeez, she gets cranky when she's up in the middle of the night!

OK, here's something that's been happening: There are so many cats invading my yard. There's a mostly black fluffy thing, a grey and white scardey-cat, a grey fluffball, an orange-and-white that is not Gus, and the grey fluffball's ginger kitten. They're driving me bonkers! There's usually nokitty there, but I have to keep watching, jusat in case. The Man and The Woman call me paranoid; I say I'm observant. What was that?!! Oh... leaf. Never mind.

I gotta go.